catasters:

skenpiel:

supercomputerz:

skenpiel:

hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

oive got not one drop of blood to me name on account of selling it all for one shilling and a bowl of gruel terribly sorry mr dracula

dracula voice Thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said.

drunkenhills:

myguiltyotpleasures:

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

vclterra:

me, watching twilight and knowing i’ll never be whisked away by a tall muscular vampire to the city of volterra, italy, to join a coven of dramatic gay goths and be a cape-wearing immortal:

manzisme:

Persona 4: adachi gets sent to prison for his crimes

Persona 4 Arena Ultimax: adachi is unwillingly dragged out of prison by an angsty teen to assist him in his crimes and does all he can to go Back to prison

Persona 5 Arena: adachi is broken out of prison and forced to participate in more persona nonsense by another emo teen he doesn’t care about

Persona 6 Arena: guess what? adachi is forced into more persona shenanigans. the guards are worried about how he keeps breaking out. Adachi is even more worried.

Persona 32 Arena: adachi is sick and tired of being broken out of prison every other day for more supernatural magic bullshit. he’s on his hands and knees begging you to not redeem him. he doesn’t want redemption, he wants to live out his days dutifully in prison. aigis’ twelfth robot cousin shoots him in the leg. angry emo antognist teen #32 tries to use adachi to rule the world. adachi has never hated teenagers more. he’s come to expect that next weekend he’ll be forced to save the world and give Yu Narukami the finger again. No, narukami, he is not “valid”, he wants you to stop insisting that. adachi hasn’t slept in years.

paintdeath:

full time hoe online….very shy hoe irl

elliebeanz:

me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;) please, car, don’t hit me ;)))

missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold